At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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