i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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