I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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