never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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