Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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