Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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