I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
