My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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