I'm really into asian looking animals
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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