should my penis look like a turkey
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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