we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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