I'm sorry my penis didn't work
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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