Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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