We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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