Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
