Kiss
Puke
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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