You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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