fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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