god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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