Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Say something about gay babies.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
the day after is always just damage control
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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