so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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