STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
farters have to be the big spoon...
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
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