i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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