he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
Randomize
