He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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