he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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