Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
This is my gift to your gina
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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