Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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