normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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