She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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