I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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