Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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