dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Michael Bay diarrhea
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
