my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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