My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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