just tell him i said nine months
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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