Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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