When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
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