that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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