You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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