Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
True strength comes from lack of pants
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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