well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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