Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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