i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Slut skills are useful in every country.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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