I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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