there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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