420 ftw
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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