Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
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