I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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