"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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