butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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