jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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